I don’t like having friends but I’m sick of being alone...?

I find people really dull. I engage someone and find out about their lives and they just put the onus of conversation back on me. Eventually, I run out of anecdotes and become bored and frustrated. People don’t seem willing to be shocking, creative, witty, and profane in their conversation. Why do I get bored so easily? Should I stop talking so much? I just end up writing in my journal now to entertain myself as I am friendless